Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
September 28, 2008
Think of ways to spend more time together.
Think of ways to avoid seeing him.
"Glass Half-full/Half-empty"
Looking at Marriage from a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
September 24, 2008
Ponder the wonderful circumstances that brought you together.
Ponder the circumstances that brought you together.
Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
September 20, 2008
Just thinking of your husband brings a smile to your face.
Just thinking of your husband brings a frown to your face.
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Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
September 16, 2008
Was called Mrs.
Get people to realize that there is something besides Miss and Mrs. (and it's not just a magazine).
Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
September 12, 2008
Wait for him to eat dinner.
Eat whenever you want.
Looking at Marriage from a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
September 08, 2008
Don’t worry about going someplace alone.
Don’t worry about not going where you want, alone.
Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
September 04, 2008
Enjoy foreplay.
Dread foreplay. But no worry, this never happens any more anyway. (Did it ever, really?)
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Looking at Marriage from a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
August 30, 2008
You only want to please him. You only need to please yourself. * * *
Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
August 26, 2008
Know you can be longed for even before you brush your teeth.
Know that every breath of yours is perceived as poisonous.
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Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
August 22, 2008
Say I love you.
Whisper I loathe you.
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Looking at Marriage from a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
August 20, 2008
Had a wedding.
Had a divorce party.
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Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
August 12, 2008
Tell the tale of how you met to all you meet.
Dread recollecting your romantic beginning.
Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
August 06, 2008
Have someone “take advantage” of you (in a playful, sexual way).
Have someone take advantage of you (in a mean, legal, financial way).
Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
July 30, 2008
Initiate sex.
Thwart sex.
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Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
July 23, 2008
Have conversations about what’s important to him.
No longer have to listen to him talk about how important he is.
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Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
July 15, 2008
Just thinking of your husband brings a smile to your face.
Just thinking of your husband brings a frown to your face.
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Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
July 09, 2008
Know that you’ll always get a birthday present.
Know that you won’t have to ask for the gift receipt or pretend that you like something that you don't.
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Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
July 03, 2008
Wear a thong to bed, just in case.
Go to bed, and sleep, comfortably.
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Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
June 27, 2008
You have someone to pamper when he’s sick, bringing to the fore your innate care and compassion.
You no longer have to service his every call for tea, tissues, water, cough syrup, lozenge, chicken soup, newspaper, tea, tissues, water, cough syrup, lozenge, chicken soup, newspaper endlessly throughout the day and days.
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Looking at Marriage in a Glass Half-full/Half-empty Way
June 21, 2008
Do things to make someone else happy.
Have things done to you that only make someone else happy.
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